[Don’t think Bruce won’t be cloning this thing, but for now, he releases it almost as soon as Loki hits the floor, nods, and tucks it into his pocket.]

Now I know it works. There’s cold water in the fridge and a barrel of New Asgard ale in the pantry. Help yourself.

[In the meantime, now he can read the details of the agreement Val and Loki made.]

Your favorite brother at least once a day? What did you say to piss her off right before she put that in?