If you're counting on my friendship with Thor to save your face, I wouldn't.

[He leaves the room and comes back with a mug the size of a pony keg that he takes a swig from before setting it on the table and taking up his sweater repair again.]

In the future I want you to check in with me daily between the hours of 9:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. in whatever time zone is local to me at the time.

[He holds up a finger.]

Earth time zones according to the local populace.